Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

No, that's impossible.

I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life

than go through that again.

Tears, accompanied by mucus.

<i>You</i> made a man cry?

I never made a man cry.

I even kicked a guy in the groin once,

and he didn't cry.

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