Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

What should I do, throw it out the window?

I knew a guy who took his vacation on his change.

Yeah? Where'd he go, to an arcade?

That's funny. You're a funny guy.

Come on, move up.

Great. Ewing's hurt.

Ewing's hurt? How long is he gonna be out?

Well, a couple days at the most, but--

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