Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

You know, it's their annual terrorist luncheon.

I'm gonna do it in Farsi.

Hey, do you think I need a haircut?

Yeah, I'll have the egg salad

on whole wheat.

Yeah, let me ask you a question.

This, uh, this turkey sandwich, here,

is that real turkey or is it a turkey roll?