Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

Right. Thanks. Bye.

Why did you put me on the phone with him?

I hate just being handed a phone.

Well, it's your phone. He wanted to talk to you.

Maybe I didn't want to talk to him.

Well, why not? He bothers me.

I don't even answer the phone anymore because of him.

He's turned me into a screener.

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