Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

I'm thinking, "Great. The relationship's over

but the egg salad's on the way."

So I have a decision, do I walk or do I eat?

Hmm... You ate.

Sat there for 20 minutes, chewing.

Staring at each other in a defunct relationship.

Someone says "Get out of my life,"

and that doesn't affect your appetite?

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