Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

She calls me up at the office. Yeah.

She says, "We have to talk."

Oh, the four worst words in the English language.

That or, "Whose bra is this?"

Hmm, that is worse.

So, we order lunch, and we're talking.

Finally, she blurts out how it's not working.

Really. So I'm thinking-- As she's saying this,

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