The Shoes

Season 4, Episode 16 — 65 scenes

• "...of what should happen when, that the other person knows nothing about."
• "...there's got to be some physical contact, as you can see right there."
• "-We know when something's funny. -It cannot not be funny."
• "We haven't brought the Elaine character into the show yet."
• "If we bring Elaine in, it'll be so many people to keep track of."
• "Well, I was on my way to the Y, and I saw her coming towards me."
• "-Yeah, I know about the three dates. -You know what I did? I snubbed her."
• "You are some great friend. I'll tell you. Snubbed her. Not that I condone it."
• "We couldn't write for a woman. We didn't know what you would say."
• "-I thought I'd find you here. -Well, Gail Cunningham."
• "I don't know. Once he leaves the building, he's out of my jurisdiction."
• "-Would you care to join us? -No, no. I gotta get to the restaurant."
• "-It did? -Yes. Couldn't you see that?"
• "Well, George, I think you're beginning to get some perspective on things."
• "By the way, did you get a chance to read the script?"
• "I can't believe this. What was wrong with it? What didn't you like about it?"
• "...to Russell Dalrymple, the president of NBC, and he ate it up with a spoon."
• "He took out all my good lines. He's such a control freak."
• "So you send me to this therapist to help me with my emotional disorders..."
• "-I thought your mother's paying for it. -And she slaves to earn every penny..."
• "-Well, you know-- -I just kissed Gail Cunningham."
• "I saw her outside the Y. She came up to me, she started yelling..."
• "I don't get this. I go out with this girl three times, she won't shake my hand."
• "Every woman I saw, I snubbed. You never saw people so pleased."
• "...how you're buying your shoes now at Botticelli's."
• "So what? She is talking about my shoes. She is discussing my shoes."
• "Did you or did you not tell Kramer that I got my shoes at Botticelli's?"
• "I want to know why my footwear is your conversation?"
• "There must have been something in the pasta primavera I had for lunch."
• "Well, you didn't hear it from me, but needless to say..."
• "-She just turned 15 last week. -That's a fun age."
• "The script. Now, I've read this thing three times."
• "Would you like a Pepto-Bismol? I keep them in my wallet."
• "-What was that dish he said-- -Pasta primavera."
• "Really, I'm terribly sorry. It's just..."
• "A different name for the butler?"
• "I can't listen to anymore of this. The guy's losing a lung in there."
• "Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together."
• "Suddenly I'm in the mood for pasta primavera myself."
• "Get a good look, Costanza?"
• "What, am I waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life."
• "She comes to my restaurant, comes right in my kitchen..."
• "I think she sneezed all over someone's pasta primavera."
• "Hey, she's something, huh? She's a wild one. She's wearing me out."
• "-From NBC? -Yeah."
• "Dalrymple just canceled the pilot."
• "You two shouldn't have been looking at some 15-year-old's cleavage."
• "We can have Gail call us when he's there, go there and talk to him."
• "Like he wouldn't do the same thing if Elaine walked by in a low-cut dress."
• "You don't think I can attract attention, put asses in the seats?"
• "-I'll get you another just like it. -But these were the only cool ones."
• "...this pilot, it doesn't matter to me. It's not me I'm concerned about..."
• "Oh, and one more thing, bring the shoes."
• "It's funny, after the pilot got canceled, we hadn't heard from you."
• "...leering at your daughter, I really have to take issue with that."
• "-Are you using that ketchup? -No."
• "You know, I had the hardest time trying to get some out. I just kept..."
• "-Do you ever have any trouble? -No."
• "...I would really, really like to know what it is."
• "In fact, Elaine's going out with him tomorrow night."
• "You know I happen to have the script right here with me..."
• "-Where is he taking you, by the way? -Bouchard's, on 53rd."
• "I think what he's trying to say is, "Get the bouillabaise.""
• "Men are obsessed with cleavage, women are obsessed with shoes."
• "...because we're so preoccupied with cleavage and shoes."