Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"

If you hadn't gone there, this wouldn't have happened.

I don't like people talking about my shoes behind my back, okay?

My shoes are my business.

You two shouldn't have been looking at some 15-year-old's cleavage.

-He poked me! -There was cleavage in the area.

That's a reflex. Cleavage, poke. Cleavage, poke.

But she was 15.

You don't consider age in the face of cleavage.

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