Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"

The problem with the beginning of the relationship...

...is each person has their own sexual timetable...

...of what should happen when, that the other person knows nothing about.

That's why I think we need some sort of sexual rule book...

...where it's written down and agreed upon...

...sexual standard dating procedure.

Know what I mean? So if there's any problems, you can go:

"Look, honey, I'm sorry, but we've been out three times...

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