Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"

I didn't really buy that.

Let me tell you who did buy it. We pitched this story...

...to Russell Dalrymple, the president of NBC, and he ate it up with a spoon.

If you're going to be in a creative field...

...you're gonna have to learn how to deal with criticism.

How's this for criticism?

You stink. How do you like that criticism?

You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall.

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