Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"

...and I planted one.

-What did she do? -She kissed me back.

I don't get this. I go out with this girl three times, she won't shake my hand.

Why is she kissing you?

Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that.

Yes, I understand women.

The snub is good. They love the snub.

No they don't. I tried that once.

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