Season 4, Episode 16: "The Shoes"

-I'm not even in here. -Yeah, I know.

I thought there was gonna be a character named "Elaine Benes."

There were too many people in the room.

We couldn't keep track of everybody:

George and the butler--

You "couldn't keep track of everybody"?

Well, we tried. We couldn't. We didn't know how to....

We couldn't write for a woman. We didn't know what you would say.

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