The Bubble Boy

Season 4, Episode 7 — 67 scenes

• "So here's two people who hate each other, don't really ever wanna talk..."
• "We do it so when we come home, you can see the little flashing red light."
• "I ate the whole plate. I didn't know. I thought they were peanuts."
• "Why don't you check the TV Guide? I think Holocaust is on."
• "Jerry, it's George. You all set for the weekend? This is gonna be great."
• "It makes juice, it extracts the pulp and-- And then the vitamins."
• "I'm a comedian. How can I go out with a girl with a laugh like that?"
• "You know, she's with all the perfumes, and a fishmonger's a pretty bad smell."
• "Oh, no, no. Don't say anything to Kramer. Susan can't stand him."
• "I met the pro at the golf shop up on 49th Street. I gave him a Cuban..."
• "Then he says, anytime I lay one of these on him, it'll be the same deal."
• "-Blackberry, boysenberry. -Boysenberry, huckleberry."
• "...for my dry cleaner. I never know what to write on these things."
• "My names Sanger, Mel Sanger. I drive that truck out there."
• "The damnedest thing. Doctors say he has to live in a plastic bubble."
• "We have sacrificed everything, all for the sake of our little..."
• "-Oh, I thought it was like an igloo. -No. It's clear."
• "...we had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin."
• "And it would mean so much to him if you could find it in your heart..."
• "Tomorrow. Where do you live? Uptown? Up Westside?"
• "-What's a bubble boy? -He lives in a bubble."
• "What kind of plastic do you think it is? Like that dry-cleaning plastic?"
• "Oh, all right. Beautiful. So you stop in, visit the bubble boy for 20 minutes..."
• "-Did you--? -No, no, we'll talk about it later."
• "He once went from West 81st St. to Kennedy airport in 25 minutes."
• "I once made it to Kennedy airport from West 81 St. in 15 minutes."
• "-You don't have the directions? -No, I was following him!"
• "He's sitting there waiting for you in his bubble or igloo thing, whatever."
• "It's fine. We'll just meet him at the bubble boy's house."
• "You know, Jerry's left, but listen, you see, my golf game got canceled."
• "They got pies, and I got the directions right here."
• "...and then I find out there's a tournament going on."
• "Would you quit it, please? Someone is gonna see us here."
• "My grandmother died two months early from how I reacted in the hospital."
• "-Come on, George. George, stop. -Would you wait one moment--"
• "...and my whole weekend is gone. The plans, the packing. Everything."
• "This isn't a park bench where you come in and sit down."
• "-Now you get to sign another one. -I'm not lying."
• "She'll have a cup of coffee and a broiled chicken."
• "A lot of people think it's an igloo, but it's really just a plastic divider."
• "Well, you have to put so many things on because of the germs."
• "I'm starving. And if it's peanut butter, I'm gonna shove it in your face!"
• "-One picture left in the trunk. -Thanks. This is fun."
• "People will be reading that for the next 20 years and laughing at you."
• "Well, when you mail me a new one, I'll send you back this one."
• "-Where's Seinfeld? -He's on his way."
• "My friend Jeffrey's sister also, bubble, you know...."
• "I don't like what I wrote. I don't want it up there. Please just give it back."
• "In fact, maybe you better just pay your check, and get out."
• "How you doing over there?"
• ""Who invaded Spain in the eighth century?""
• "It doesn't matter. It's Moors. There's no Moops."
• "-Moops. -Moors!"
• "-Oh, boy. -What should we do?"
• "-There's no Moops, you idiot! -Stop it! Let go of him."
• "Donald, stop it."
• "-Are you gonna pay today? -No, I want that picture back!"
• "Come on, Vern. Page, Preston, don't you think we ought to do something?"
• "Ready to go swimming?"
• "-You know, your friend tried to kill me. -He's a lying snot."
• "There's the guy who tried to kill the bubble boy. Get him!"
• "Must be a big one."
• "I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls."
• "What are you two doing here?"
• "Hey, you didn't:"
• "Smoke and fire is literally coming right out of my mouth.""
• "You think this end is bad. Look at this wet, disgusting nub, huh?"