The Bubble Boy
Season 4, Episode 7 — 67 scenes
- "So here's two people who hate each other, don't really ever wanna talk..."
- "We do it so when we come home, you can see the little flashing red light."
- "I ate the whole plate. I didn't know. I thought they were peanuts."
- "Why don't you check the TV Guide? I think Holocaust is on."
- "Jerry, it's George. You all set for the weekend? This is gonna be great."
- "It makes juice, it extracts the pulp and-- And then the vitamins."
- "I'm a comedian. How can I go out with a girl with a laugh like that?"
- "You know, she's with all the perfumes, and a fishmonger's a pretty bad smell."
- "Oh, no, no. Don't say anything to Kramer. Susan can't stand him."
- "I met the pro at the golf shop up on 49th Street. I gave him a Cuban..."
- "Then he says, anytime I lay one of these on him, it'll be the same deal."
- "-Blackberry, boysenberry. -Boysenberry, huckleberry."
- "...for my dry cleaner. I never know what to write on these things."
- "My names Sanger, Mel Sanger. I drive that truck out there."
- "The damnedest thing. Doctors say he has to live in a plastic bubble."
- "We have sacrificed everything, all for the sake of our little..."
- "-Oh, I thought it was like an igloo. -No. It's clear."
- "...we had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin."
- "And it would mean so much to him if you could find it in your heart..."
- "Tomorrow. Where do you live? Uptown? Up Westside?"
- "-What's a bubble boy? -He lives in a bubble."
- "What kind of plastic do you think it is? Like that dry-cleaning plastic?"
- "Oh, all right. Beautiful. So you stop in, visit the bubble boy for 20 minutes..."
- "-Did you--? -No, no, we'll talk about it later."
- "He once went from West 81st St. to Kennedy airport in 25 minutes."
- "I once made it to Kennedy airport from West 81 St. in 15 minutes."
- "-You don't have the directions? -No, I was following him!"
- "He's sitting there waiting for you in his bubble or igloo thing, whatever."
- "It's fine. We'll just meet him at the bubble boy's house."
- "You know, Jerry's left, but listen, you see, my golf game got canceled."
- "They got pies, and I got the directions right here."
- "...and then I find out there's a tournament going on."
- "Would you quit it, please? Someone is gonna see us here."
- "My grandmother died two months early from how I reacted in the hospital."
- "-Come on, George. George, stop. -Would you wait one moment--"
- "...and my whole weekend is gone. The plans, the packing. Everything."
- "This isn't a park bench where you come in and sit down."
- "-Now you get to sign another one. -I'm not lying."
- "She'll have a cup of coffee and a broiled chicken."
- "A lot of people think it's an igloo, but it's really just a plastic divider."
- "Well, you have to put so many things on because of the germs."
- "I'm starving. And if it's peanut butter, I'm gonna shove it in your face!"
- "-One picture left in the trunk. -Thanks. This is fun."
- "People will be reading that for the next 20 years and laughing at you."
- "Well, when you mail me a new one, I'll send you back this one."
- "-Where's Seinfeld? -He's on his way."
- "My friend Jeffrey's sister also, bubble, you know...."
- "I don't like what I wrote. I don't want it up there. Please just give it back."
- "In fact, maybe you better just pay your check, and get out."
- "How you doing over there?"
- ""Who invaded Spain in the eighth century?""
- "It doesn't matter. It's Moors. There's no Moops."
- "-Moops. -Moors!"
- "-Oh, boy. -What should we do?"
- "-There's no Moops, you idiot! -Stop it! Let go of him."
- "Donald, stop it."
- "-Are you gonna pay today? -No, I want that picture back!"
- "Come on, Vern. Page, Preston, don't you think we ought to do something?"
- "Ready to go swimming?"
- "-You know, your friend tried to kill me. -He's a lying snot."
- "There's the guy who tried to kill the bubble boy. Get him!"
- "Must be a big one."
- "I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls."
- "What are you two doing here?"
- "Hey, you didn't:"
- "Smoke and fire is literally coming right out of my mouth.""
- "You think this end is bad. Look at this wet, disgusting nub, huh?"
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