Season 4, Episode 7: "The Bubble Boy"

How could you leave a message like that?

How could you play it to just anyone?

I didn't think you'd leave it.

-I didn't think you'd play it. -Now she's not coming this weekend.

What do you mean, not going? We got plans. Call her up.

Ah, it's better anyway.

I mean, really. What was gonna happen?

I'm a comedian. How can I go out with a girl with a laugh like that?

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