Season 4, Episode 7: "The Bubble Boy"

It's like talking to someone going:

"My head could open up. Lava could explode out.

Pour right down my face. Doesn't bother me a bit."

And a cigar is even worse.

I mean, a cigar is like:

You think this end is bad. Look at this wet, disgusting nub, huh?

How scary is that?

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