Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I think people think of their office as a stationery store with Danish.
You know what I mean? You wanna get your pastry...
...your envelopes, your supplies...
...your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.
Why do people that work in offices...
...have pictures of their family on their desk facing them?
Do they forget that they're married?
Do they go, "5:00. Time to hit the bars and pick up hookers.