Season 4, Episode 7: "The Bubble Boy"

Jerry, what happened to you?

What happened to you? You were going 100 miles an hour.

I was not. Bubble boy tried to kill me.

-What? -Susan, tell them.

It's a long story.

-Hey, Seinfeld. -Hey, happy birthday.

Thanks for showing up.

-You know, your friend tried to kill me. -He's a lying snot.