Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Ever called someone and were disappointed when they answered?
You wanted the machine.
You're always thrown off.
You go, "Oh, I-- I didn't know you were there.
I just wanted to leave a message saying, 'Sorry I missed you.'"
So here's two people who hate each other, don't really ever wanna talk...
...but the phone machine is like this relationship respirator...
...keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive.