The Smelly Car

Season 4, Episode 21 — 60 scenes

• "...or you've chosen the stupidest way to get dog food that there is."
• "Let me tell you, if you're a guy and you ask for the doggy bag on a date..."
• "-Is that bothering you? -No. Not at all."
• "Stan, why do you have to pick your teeth at the table?"
• "Guy's got quite a racket. I take you to dinner..."
• "Thank you, brother."
• "Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?"
• "It can't be. Nobody has BO like this."
• "Once the B leaves, the O goes with it."
• "-I can't believe you ski. -I'm a great skier."
• "-It should only take a second. -Yeah, I'm gonna poke around."
• "Hey, what do you know? Look at that."
• "Oh, some-- some stupid movie."
• "-Pleasure to meet you. -Yes. Well...."
• "I'm the first guy in the pool. Who do you think you're talking to?"
• "-I know who I'm talking to. -Of course you do."
• "I think that's fantastic. Good for you."
• "-A lot of nudity in that, huh? -No, no, just a tiny bit."
• "-...erotic journey from Milan to Minsk? -Yeah. Yeah."
• "...and bring it back tomorrow. Don't give him the satisfaction."
• "It's almost as if it had gained strength throughout the night."
• "...that I would rather smell than what's living in your car."
• "When you're with a guy and he tells you he has to get up early..."
• "Jerry, I'm sure I've seen men on the street early in the morning."
• "...just like he did with Buhner, McGee, Drabeck, McGriff."
• "That's why Carl said he had to get up early, because I stink."
• "Jerry, he thinks I have BO. Me."
• "And it's destroying the lives of everyone in its path."
• "At the car wash, the guy told me in 38 years in the business..."
• "...to sniff them out, strip them down and wash them with a soapy brush."
• "Like, if I knew she was a lesbian when we went out..."
• "Oh, my God, there he is. That's the guy."
• "Maybe you stunk up the car, rather than the car stinking up you."
• "Well then, go out and smell the car. See which smells worse."
• "-Yeah, you'll pay for the cleaning? -Yes, $50. I'll give you $50."
• "-Someone stole Rochelle, Rochelle? -Well, you left the window open."
• "It clings to everything. Jerry thinks it's an entity."
• "-Yeah, I don't have much time. -Yeah, listen, I gotta ask you..."
• "Oh, don't be ridiculous. Is that what you wanted to talk to me about?"
• "Do you discuss it beforehand? How does that work?"
• "Why? That's a legitimate sociological question."
• "I didn't think I'd come."
• "In your case, I would recommend the jasmine or the potpourri."
• "Two parts vinegar, 10 parts water. Now, if that doesn't work..."
• "...we have one last resort."
• "-What are you gonna do? -I'll tell you what, I'm selling that car."
• "Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench."
• "This isn't just an odor. You need a priest to get rid of this thing."
• "-What is going on? -You know what's going on?"
• "I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back."
• "-What is going on? What did you do? -I don't know, I didn't do anything."
• "Wait a minute. Kramer, Kramer. Hold on a second, I don't get this."
• "Listen, you're beautiful. You're intelligent. You'll meet other girls."
• "It's Allison. I dated her right after you. She was obsessed with me."
• "I don't have it on me right now. Allison, this is Susan. Susan, Allison."
• "We're on the couch. I moved to hug her, next she tells me she's leaving..."
• "I had a nice new shirt on. I'm wearing your jacket."
• "-So, what do you want to do? -Sauce me."
• "Why can't sweat smell good? It'd be a different world, wouldn't it?"
• "Probably have a dirty sock hanging from the rearview mirror of your car."