Season 4, Episode 21: "The Smelly Car"

Instead of putting your laundry in the hamper, put it in a vase.

Go down to the drug store, pick up some odorant and perspirant.

Probably have a dirty sock hanging from the rearview mirror of your car.

Then on a special night, maybe a little underwear...

...coming out of your breast pocket.

Just to show her that she's important.

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