Season 4, Episode 21: "The Smelly Car"

...that I would rather smell than what's living in your car.

-What about skunk? -I don't mind skunk.

-Horse manure? -I love horse manure.

I've never seen anything like this in my life.

In fact, I went to the car wash...

...they want $250 to detail it and get the smell out.

I'm not paying for that. That's not my responsibility.

I'm driving to that restaurant, and demand they pay for it.

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