Season 4, Episode 21: "The Smelly Car"

When you ask for the doggy bag in a restaurant...

...there's a sense of failure.

People always whisper it to the waiter, "Excuse me...

...I'm sorry, you're gonna have to give me the doggy bag.

I couldn't make it."

It is embarrassing because a doggy bag means either...

...you were at a restaurant when you're not hungry...

...or you've chosen the stupidest way to get dog food that there is.

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