Season 4, Episode 21: "The Smelly Car"

How about the doggy bag on a date?

That's a good move for a guy, huh?

Let me tell you, if you're a guy and you ask for the doggy bag on a date...

...you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too.

You're not gonna be needing those for a while either.

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