Season 4, Episode 21: "The Smelly Car"

-I can't believe you ski. -I'm a great skier.

Yeah, what else?

Let's see. I ski, I fish...

...I pillage, I plunder.

-You pillage and plunder? -When I travel.

See, finally, finally I get to meet a man...

...who pillages and plunders. I'm so lucky.

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