Season 4, Episode 21: "The Smelly Car"

-Why, is that what he told you? -Yeah. Last night.

Oh, come on. Men have to get up early sometime.

Jerry, I'm sure I've seen men on the street early in the morning.

Well, sometimes we do have to get up early...

...but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?

Anything's possible.

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