The Watch

Season 4, Episode 6 — 56 scenes

• "George and I went up to NBC, and we told them the idea for the series."
• "I never had a back problem until that night I slept on the convertible sofa."
• "He has this way of manipulating every little word that I say."
• "Tell this guy you're seeing somebody else. That's the easiest way."
• "Where are these people working that papers are blowing right off of desks?"
• "Are the desks screwed to the back of a flatbed truck going down the highway?"
• "He brings a watch, takes over a week to fix it. He fixed yours in one day."
• "Two exact same watches. He tells you a week and him a day."
• "Something's fishy about this."
• "Why should we give two guys with no idea or experience more money?""
• "You could call me "baldy," dump soup on my head. Nothing insults me."
• "So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay?"
• "Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think..."
• "-No, but I would like to hear it. -I don't wanna say it out loud."
• "You're not the type who should be playing with matches, seriously."
• "We're actually-- We're not friends. We're much more than friends."
• "If not, I can assure you, doctor, that I can make things unpleasant for you..."
• "Try our mousse. It'll change your life expectancy."
• "No, thanks. Just the check."
• "You're a comedian. Couldn't you come up with something?"
• "I'd be curious to know how you pick up a check with no money."
• "How the hell am I gonna pay for this?"
• "Uncle Leo, I hope I wasn't rude that day I bumped into you on the street."
• "I'd love to replace it for him as a gift."
• "It was all a terrible misunderstanding. Just five minutes of your time."
• "Look, as soon as I get back to Florida, I promise you, I'll mail you a check."
• "Don't tell me about business. I sold raincoats for 35 years."
• "Is this a bad time? I hope I'm not disturbing anything."
• "...having steps in an apartment. Even one step. Sunken living room."
• "He's got Marlon Brando's. I could go to Marlon Brando's house if I wanted."
• "Mr. Costanza, it's too late anyway. I made a deal with another writing team."
• "Thirteen thousand, and I never came up here. We never talked."
• "Have I commented on the shoes? I love suede. It's so thick and rich."
• "All right, 200. That's as high as I can go. I think you're being unreasonable."
• "What the hell is going on here?"
• "-Thank you for coming in. -Thank you."
• "-But, you know, I can't help but think-- -So tell me, Mr. Kramer--"
• "-...an extraordinary situation. -Is it?"
• "I guess I'm just used to seeing it on a much larger scale."
• "I think Elaine is a wonderful woman. You two will make a wonderful couple."
• "Well, that's very kind of you."
• "I cannot believe I'm doing this. I never meet people like this."
• "Really? I give my number to just about every customer who comes in here."
• "I'm in love. I just met her outside in the street. Her name's Elaine."
• "How come with the psychiatrist, every "the hour" is only 50 minutes?"
• "-You didn't have to throw it out. -I was always late. It was frustrating."
• "-What does he have to do with it? -Maybe he doesn't like Ted Danson."
• "Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did."
• "...who is not doing this for the money. That is so refreshing."
• "-I was wrong. You were right. -The basic idea of negotiation..."
• "-I figured I'd get you another. -I hope you didn't spend too much."
• "-You're a terrific kid. -Yeah, he's something, isn't he?"
• "-Yeah, like he'd take your money. -He took it. I put $400 in the wallet."
• "-Otherwise, he wouldn't accept it. -I'd love to see the look on his face."
• "The main difference between women's and men's wallets is the photo section."
• "Cop goes, "Just wanted to make sure you had some friends. Move it along."