Season 4, Episode 6: "The Watch"

-Is it the one your parents gave you? -It never works.

-Where's that watch we bought you? -It's at the jeweler.

I would like somebody to hit me.

What's the matter with this Davola guy?

He's after Jerry now.

I never had a back problem until that night I slept on the convertible sofa.

Cuban cigars. It's a present from my father.

-Here you go. -What, cigars?

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