Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-Is it the one your parents gave you? -It never works.
-Where's that watch we bought you? -It's at the jeweler.
I would like somebody to hit me.
What's the matter with this Davola guy?
He's after Jerry now.
I never had a back problem until that night I slept on the convertible sofa.
Cuban cigars. It's a present from my father.
-Here you go. -What, cigars?