Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →It's an entire industry of bad gifts, all those executive gifts.
Any stupid, goofy, brass, wood thing.
They put a piece of green felt on the bottom.
"It's a golf, desk, tie and stress organizer, Dad."
Well, to me, nothing compares with the paperweight as a bad gift.
There's no better way than a paperweight to express to someone...
...that, "I refuse to put any thought into this at all."
Where are these people working that papers are blowing right off of desks?