Season 4, Episode 6: "The Watch"

-I think she's beautiful. -So you ask her out.

-I'm not gonna ask her out. -Why not?

If you don't think she's beautiful, something's wrong.

She's pretty. She's not beautiful.

I should drop dead if she's not beautiful.

-I think that's a little extreme. -She's all right.

Two exact same watches. He tells you a week and him a day.

How could that be?

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