Season 4, Episode 6: "The Watch"

The main difference between women's and men's wallets is the photo section.

True? Women carry with them a photo of every person they've ever met...

...every day in their whole life since the beginning of time.

Every picture's out of date. You know what I mean?

"Here's my cousin, 3 years old. She's in the Marines now.

This is my dog. He died during the Johnson administration."

You get stopped by a cop. No license, no registration.

"Here's 56 people that know me."