The Implant

Season 4, Episode 19 — 63 scenes

• "I don't belong to a health club. I have a limit on naked men I see in one day."
• "I mean, the people with a membership go twice a year. Who's breaking in?"
• "Unless someone's stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour."
• "I'm not bragging. I happen to have a very keen lesbian eye."
• "Come on. Don't you think they seem just a bit too perfect?"
• "Look, you made the allegation. The least you could do is follow up."
• "Jerry, what am I gonna do? Go in there and spy on her in the sauna?"
• "Yeah, she was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand."
• "Actually, I'd really prefer to sit here. I don't hear very well out of this ear."
• "Well, I really think I feel more comfortable here."
• "See, now is that so bad?"
• "Why would you think on this planet that you're one of those three?"
• "I don't need to see her naked to know those aren't real."
• "Aunt Clarice was so ill I guess it was really a blessing."
• "Yeah, I'll fly home as soon as I can."
• "Okay. You too. Get some sleep."
• "You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose."
• "...and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostrils."
• "Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met..."
• "You know, I do kind of wonder what fake breasts feel like."
• "Well, I could see that. You got five million Moslems after you."
• "-You put her on a pedestal. -I put them on a dental chair."
• "She's crying. You put your arm around her and console her."
• "You're taking care of things. You're getting sandwiches. You're the rock."
• "Then I'll get the bonus miles and you'll get to Detroit for a quarter of the ..."
• "Oh, so anyway. We go out on one date, and he asks me out for a second..."
• "Everything has gotta be just so. He would have made a great Nazi."
• "You know, I've seen you around the club. My name's Sidra. This is Marcy."
• "Anyway, I stood up to shake her hand and suddenly I lost my balance..."
• "If it hadn't been for them, I could have really injured myself."
• "...they're real."
• "All right. Anyway, I think they're real, and if they are, they are spectacular."
• "I saw her last week. She looked healthy and peaceful but she knew."
• "Yes. You have to pay the full fare now then return to one of our counters..."
• "...for a death certificate to save a few bucks on a flight?"
• "I don't mind a phony personality but I gotta draw the line somewhere."
• "...I saw that guy at the health club. That is not Salman Rushdie."
• "-I gotta know. I'm talking to Sidra. -I gotta know. I'm talking to Salman."
• "-Yes, I've been there. -Look, my name's Kramer."
• "...what kind of work do you do?"
• "Well, I'm the boyfriend. Otherwise, what's the point of being the boyfriend."
• "-I'm not very hungry. -They have some very nice snacks."
• "Well, losing a loved one is--"
• "Jerry, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass."
• "Look, you idiot, first of all, it's "Salman," not "salmon.""
• "...admittedly rudimentary scrapbook of her life."
• "What are you doing?"
• "From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it."
• "I don't know what I'm doing here. I must be crazy."
• "I don't know. I like sitting to the left of people. Makes me feel like I'm dr..."
• "-How you doing? -Good."
• "You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts."
• "Huge. Just coming out the top of her dress. They were choking her."
• "Gets a little tiring. It's none of their business."
• "You know some people have asked me if you've done that."
• "-Well, what if it's an emergency? -Oh, there's no emergency."
• "I'm packing for Puerto Rico. I need to borrow your bathing suit."
• "-All right, come on. -All right. It's in the top drawer."
• "-When you two went down there. -Oh, yeah. All right."
• "I can't believe you sent a woman into the sauna to do that?"
• "All right, sir. Now all I need is a death certificate and you'll be on your way."
• "...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate."
• "The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today--"