Season 4, Episode 19: "The Implant"

...my friend here, his aunt passed away last--

Oh, I'm very sorry.

I saw her last week. She looked healthy and peaceful but she knew.

You poor thing.

You don't think you could buy the ticket yourself? Oh, no, okay.

-I couldn't-- -No, please. There, there. You sit.

I'll purchase the ticket for you.

You're a good friend.

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