Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I understand you offer a 50-percent-off bereavement fare?
Yes. You have to pay the full fare now then return to one of our counters...
...with a copy of the death certificate, and we'll refund half your fare.
The death certificate?
Yes, we do need documentation or people could take advantage.
What kind of a sick person would do a thing like that?
I know but it happens.
You want my friend to ask his uncle, a man who lost his wife of 44 years...