Season 4, Episode 19: "The Implant"

Oh, so anyway. We go out on one date, and he asks me out for a second...

...and then out of nowhere he calls me, cancels the date...

...and says he doesn't wanna see me again.

Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing.

-Oh, that's okay. -Did he give you a reason?

Yeah. He's going back to his old girlfriend.

Said she's mentally ill.

He's one of those guys who is obsessed with neatness and order.

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