Season 4, Episode 19: "The Implant"

Go to the airlines. Tell them that you have a death in the family...

...they give you 50 percent off the fare.

-Really? -In fact...

...listen, I'll go with you. We'll tell them there's a death in my family.

You buy the ticket. I'll split it.

Then I'll get the bonus miles and you'll get to Detroit for a quarter of the price.

Boy, I'm getting a good sweat here. Great sweat. Good beads. Nice beads.

Oh, look who's here. Silicon Valley.

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