Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Her aunt dying is the best thing for you.
It's like 10 dates in one shot.
This confers upon you instant boyfriend status.
The family's there.
You're taking care of things. You're getting sandwiches. You're the rock.
It's in Detroit, though. It's an expensive flight.
Why don't you get a "death in the family" fare?