Season 4, Episode 19: "The Implant"

You seem to be of great comfort to Betsy. We're very appreciative.

Comfort "schmomfort."

Listen, Father, can I ask you a question?

In a terrible time like this...

...who would I get the death certificate from?

-Oh, Jerry. -Oh, how can you be so sure?

Jerry, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass.

Instead of salmon, he went with bass.

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