The Pick

Season 4, Episode 13 — 64 scenes

• "I didn't notice any of the clothes. We're all applauding. Yeah."
• "It takes talent to get all these girls in one spot. That's talent."
• "A beautiful, successful, intelligent woman's in love with me."
• "...walking around with no underwear because I'm too lazy to do the laundry."
• "When you were with her, you said you couldn't stand her."
• "I'm not gonna see that nut doctor she went to Europe with."
• "It's that model I met on the plane."
• "-The religious guy? -He's not that religious."
• "She put her picture on her card. I never do anything like that."
• "You come on over. I'll have my cereal, and I'll take your picture."
• "-I don't know about that outfit, though. -What's wrong with it?"
• "The most beautiful girl"
• "Well, if it doesn't work out, I can flush them down the toilet."
• "I can't believe this. My neighbor had the idea for this perfume last year."
• "I just wanted to borrow your DustBuster."
• "You're tall. She's tall. I'm tall. What's the difference? We're all tall."
• "You smell like the beach. What's that perfume you're wearing?"
• "I had the idea of a cologne that made you smell like the beach."
• "Hello, George. Come in, come in. I've heard an awful lot about you."
• "It doesn't matter. Fix it later. Tell me about your girlfriend."
• "It's just so frustrating. It's a brand-new jacket for crying out loud."
• "So Fred and I are gonna do volunteer work for that church on Amsterdam."
• "-How'd the picture come out? -Oh, you know. It's a picture."
• "-What? -Here, take a look. What is that?"
• "What am I gonna do? You know, your whole life, you go through..."
• "-My Christmas card. -Yeah. Of course, I took it."
• "Sister Mary Catherine, Father Chelios. Oh, my God, Fred. I sent one to Fred."
• "Take a look at this card. Tell me if you notice anything unusual."
• "All right. See you later."
• "See, it's kind of gotta little piece of cloth that's stuck underneath and--"
• "God, I've never seen a zipper so stubborn."
• "I'm afraid we're gonna have to stop now."
• "My mother is gonna pay for the session."
• "I've called every day for four days. She hasn't returned one call."
• "It was a scratch."
• "Don't you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?"
• "...but from her angle, she was in no position to make the call."
• "You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air."
• "You telling me you're not gonna have occasion to clean house a little?"
• "I thought we were good friends. I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it."
• "You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right, here."
• "You got any Double Crunch?"
• "Call her agency. Maybe she's been out of town and didn't get the calls."
• "I'll call the agency."
• "She has been in town. She's at Calvin Klein right now."
• "I take these glasses off, you can't tell the difference between me and a rock."
• "Never liked it before. Now, I'm dunking a piece of toast in there and loving it."
• "And she was in the kitchen, killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand."
• "He didn't know about fumigation. But they made it work."
• "I thought we had a good time. The only explanation I could come up with is..."
• "I came in here last January to talk to one of your flunkies."
• "And when I told him my idea about the beach cologne..."
• "-Sit down. -All right."
• "You know, I try to take care of myself. I watch what I eat."
• "Well, I-- I must have missed a button. I forgot to button it."
• "Well, it's gotta be somewhere. Look under his mattress."
• "About the focus group? I have nothing to do with the focus group."
• "No. Let's get him in the studio today. We could send these out immediately."
• "I'm not just defending myself, but all those pickers who have been caught."
• "I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had."
• "And then it hits me like a bolt of lightning."
• "She comes out of the bathroom, I'm in up to my wrist."
• "A lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping..."
• "To me, it's amazing the way women take care of all the hair on their bodies."