Season 4, Episode 13: "The Pick"

-Well. -Your buttocks are spectacular.

-Oh, my. -What?

Well, I'm not sure...

...but I think I see your....

The human body is a lot of maintenance.

A lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping...

...a lot of checking. If your body was a car, you wouldn't buy it.

It's too much upkeep. It's a pain.

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