Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →These guys keep asking me out for drinks.
Not only that. Fred, you know, the guy I told you about...
...he hasn't called me in three days.
-Oh, hey. -Hey.
How come I didn't get a Christmas card?
Everybody else got one.
Jerry got one. Kramer got one.
I thought we were good friends. I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.