Season 4, Episode 13: "The Pick"

-What's that perfume? -It's the ocean.

That's mine. That's my smell.

Jerry, get that model to get me an appointment with Calvin Klein.

I can't. She won't return my calls...

...because she caught me in a pick at a light.

-I thought you said it was a scratch. -That's not what she thinks.

Call her agency. Maybe she's been out of town and didn't get the calls.

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