The Visa

Season 4, Episode 15 — 68 scenes

• "...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside top of the box."
• ""Objection," of course, is the adult version of "afraid not.""
• "He can say "overruled," which is the adult version of "afraid so.""
• "What is that? Immigrants come over, you show them how to act natural?"
• "Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail."
• "I was waiting for you, and this woman was sitting at the counter."
• "-Yes, they give me job, thanks to you. -Oh, I didn't do anything."
• "No, you do everything. Get me job, get me place to live in your building."
• "Oh, you gotta put on a show. You always gotta give them a big show."
• "Remember that guy, opened the restaurant across the street..."
• "...mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating."
• "Listen, if you're gonna go out with this lawyer, have dinner with us..."
• "All right. If you change your mind, we'll wind up at Isabella's around 7."
• "No. No Isabella's. I don't want to go to Isabella's."
• "Never start the day without a good piece of toast."
• "What are you doing here? I thought you said you hated Isabella's."
• "You can't do that. They're round. It makes an eight, and it just...."
• "Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin, and I crossed against the light..."
• "-How did you know? -Oh, God! Ping is my cousin."
• "I guess you don't have any advice for me on how to win the case."
• "Tell him you think you may have broken the case wide open."
• "He thinks if you're too funny, he might not look so funny."
• "He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show..."
• "I'll be a short, bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny."
• "Of course I can. Am I being funny now?"
• "And it wouldn't kill you to not be so funny either."
• "...a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake..."
• "But for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives..."
• "Yeah. No kidding. That lawyer was gonna charge me a fortune."
• "Thought you weren't coming back till Monday."
• "Well, the camp ended a few days early."
• "...and then they canceled the rest of the week."
• "Well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate."
• "...because I gotta intimidate, you know, when I'm on the mound."
• "As I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates..."
• "This is not right, people. You're making a very bad mistake. Very bad."
• "Yeah, the immigration guy said his visa was expired."
• "He trips over third base and knocks over Clete Boyer."
• "They must have put it in my mailbox by mistake."
• "No, and you weren't funny last night. You got us both so depressed..."
• "Yeah, but you said this is one of the things that her firm does."
• "Consummation? I don't think you have enough material."
• "I have a friend in the immigration department who owes me a big favor."
• "Well, with so many people in the world deprived and unhappy..."
• "I think that's curdled."
• "Not really. Sometimes when I'm in the tub."
• "You've been so helpful."
• "After we met, you were all so nice, I just couldn't go through with it."
• "...the problem is, I never got my visa-renewal form in the mail."
• "Well, Elaine, here, was picking up my mail while I was away..."
• "No bother. You get me job. You get me apartment, you very good man."
• "I have a lawyer who knows someone in the immigration department."
• "They'll straighten the whole thing out. The wheels are in motion."
• "That's not even close to him. He's funny. Jerry's funny."
• "I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier."
• "And I put him up to it, because I'm sick."
• "But-- But I'm disturbed. I'm depressed."
• "Cheryl was supposed to take care of it. He should be back by now."
• "He knew a lawyer. It was all going to be fixed."
• "I thought Cheryl was gonna help Babu get his visa."
• "Well, I wouldn't have to get your mail if he didn't go to that fantasy camp."
• "I got down on my knees, and I went, "Go ahead, Mickey, hit me."
• "Listen, thank you so much for dropping that lawsuit against me."
• "She never lose a case, and now you make her mad."
• "...said a lawyer would call and help. He said the wheels were in motion."
• ""Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.""
• "...if they have bad penmanship, don't return calls, if they have dandruff..."
• "...food between their teeth, if they have bad credit, if they have no credit...."