The Visa
Season 4, Episode 15 — 68 scenes
- "...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside top of the box."
- ""Objection," of course, is the adult version of "afraid not.""
- "He can say "overruled," which is the adult version of "afraid so.""
- "What is that? Immigrants come over, you show them how to act natural?"
- "Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail."
- "I was waiting for you, and this woman was sitting at the counter."
- "-Yes, they give me job, thanks to you. -Oh, I didn't do anything."
- "No, you do everything. Get me job, get me place to live in your building."
- "Oh, you gotta put on a show. You always gotta give them a big show."
- "Remember that guy, opened the restaurant across the street..."
- "...mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating."
- "Listen, if you're gonna go out with this lawyer, have dinner with us..."
- "All right. If you change your mind, we'll wind up at Isabella's around 7."
- "No. No Isabella's. I don't want to go to Isabella's."
- "Never start the day without a good piece of toast."
- "What are you doing here? I thought you said you hated Isabella's."
- "You can't do that. They're round. It makes an eight, and it just...."
- "Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin, and I crossed against the light..."
- "-How did you know? -Oh, God! Ping is my cousin."
- "I guess you don't have any advice for me on how to win the case."
- "Tell him you think you may have broken the case wide open."
- "He thinks if you're too funny, he might not look so funny."
- "He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show..."
- "I'll be a short, bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny."
- "Of course I can. Am I being funny now?"
- "And it wouldn't kill you to not be so funny either."
- "...a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake..."
- "But for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives..."
- "Yeah. No kidding. That lawyer was gonna charge me a fortune."
- "Thought you weren't coming back till Monday."
- "Well, the camp ended a few days early."
- "...and then they canceled the rest of the week."
- "Well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate."
- "...because I gotta intimidate, you know, when I'm on the mound."
- "As I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates..."
- "This is not right, people. You're making a very bad mistake. Very bad."
- "Yeah, the immigration guy said his visa was expired."
- "He trips over third base and knocks over Clete Boyer."
- "They must have put it in my mailbox by mistake."
- "No, and you weren't funny last night. You got us both so depressed..."
- "Yeah, but you said this is one of the things that her firm does."
- "Consummation? I don't think you have enough material."
- "I have a friend in the immigration department who owes me a big favor."
- "Well, with so many people in the world deprived and unhappy..."
- "I think that's curdled."
- "Not really. Sometimes when I'm in the tub."
- "You've been so helpful."
- "After we met, you were all so nice, I just couldn't go through with it."
- "...the problem is, I never got my visa-renewal form in the mail."
- "Well, Elaine, here, was picking up my mail while I was away..."
- "No bother. You get me job. You get me apartment, you very good man."
- "I have a lawyer who knows someone in the immigration department."
- "They'll straighten the whole thing out. The wheels are in motion."
- "That's not even close to him. He's funny. Jerry's funny."
- "I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier."
- "And I put him up to it, because I'm sick."
- "But-- But I'm disturbed. I'm depressed."
- "Cheryl was supposed to take care of it. He should be back by now."
- "He knew a lawyer. It was all going to be fixed."
- "I thought Cheryl was gonna help Babu get his visa."
- "Well, I wouldn't have to get your mail if he didn't go to that fantasy camp."
- "I got down on my knees, and I went, "Go ahead, Mickey, hit me."
- "Listen, thank you so much for dropping that lawsuit against me."
- "She never lose a case, and now you make her mad."
- "...said a lawyer would call and help. He said the wheels were in motion."
- ""Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.""
- "...if they have bad penmanship, don't return calls, if they have dandruff..."
- "...food between their teeth, if they have bad credit, if they have no credit...."
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