Season 4, Episode 15: "The Visa"

This woman thinks I'm very funny.

Now you're gonna be funny, so, what am I gonna be?

I'll be a short, bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

This is so ridiculous. Can we just go over there?

Look, I don't have to be funny. I don't care.

-You don't? -No way.

It's completely under my control.

No, it's not. You cannot not be funny.

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