Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Jerry. Jerry, tell them that funny story you were telling me--
No, George, it's so funny. We saw this cab driver's picture, right?
You know, we should really order.
The service is so slow here. By the time you get anything....
Oh, Cheryl, can I ask you a legal question?
-I'm being sued. -Oh, what happened?
Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin, and I crossed against the light...
...and I knocked over the delivery boy.