Season 4, Episode 15: "The Visa"

-...while he was on the road. -Why didn't Kramer pick it up?

Because he was at that baseball fantasy camp in Florida.

Oh, yeah, right. When's he coming back?

-Monday, I think. -Kramer goes to a fantasy camp.

His whole life is a fantasy camp.

People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week.

Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money...

...mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating.