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To me, a lawyer is basically...
...the person that knows the rules of the country.
We're all throwing the dice, playing the game...
...moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem...
...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside top of the box.
I think one of the fun things for them is to say "objection."
"Objection! Objection, Your Honor."