The Wallet

Season 4, Episode 5 — 61 scenes

• "It was always, "That's because you're looking at it from an angle."
• "If you were over here, you'd know I'm in the driveway with a full tank.""
• "George and I went up to NBC, and we told them the idea for the series."
• "George is right. Those people will try to get away with murder."
• "You know, because this is your first show, it's a pretty standard deal."
• "-All right, I'll tell Russell tomorrow. -You tell Russell."
• "-I'm sure he'd appreciate that. -What would I say in the note?"
• "I got a guarantee on that watch. Give it to me. I'll take it back."
• "-Yeah, yeah, you make money. -You don't think I make money."
• "...you're not gonna do it."
• "-Morty, what are you doing? -All right, all right."
• "Why did you tell this guy that Kramer didn't invite him to his party?"
• "They're good around the house, and they're good for outside."
• "Morty, do you hear this? Some crazy guy is after Jerry."
• "-I didn't do anything. -You must've done something."
• "...but I'm sure there are many people who do not like me."
• "I haven't got my watch on. It's being fixed."
• "I can get your watch back by tomorrow morning."
• "Hey, I'm gonna get that watch back for you by tomorrow, buddy."
• "Look, there's no watch. I threw it in the garbage can on the street."
• "I told him not to return it. If he needs it, he should keep it."
• "Yes, Mr. Seinfeld. Would you please fill this out?"
• "Well, one day somebody's gonna sleep on that thing, and we'll get sued."
• "You're lucky he got you this. You know what the waiting list is?"
• "Here, you got my name, you got my address. That's enough."
• "...but you're so far out of your element here, you're embarrassing yourself."
• "There are literally hundreds of people trying to get pilot deals with them."
• "We're lucky they're even interested in the idea in the first place."
• "-Are you repeating everything? -Are you repeating everything?"
• "Well, why do they make appointments for if they can't keep them?"
• "I used to be in raincoats. I refused to put that in any of my lines."
• "Yeah, the kind that Castro smoked. You can't buy them anywhere."
• "You know what you just did? You let a burglar in the building."
• "Yes, it's dangerous."
• "-Who is it? -Federal Express."
• "Oh, God. I thought you were in California."
• "My parents'. My father came up to see a back specialist."
• "The higher up on the face you go, the worse the relationship is getting."
• "-How high did I go? -You almost did the nose."
• "Are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting fingers?"
• "-What do you mean, not letting you? -He has this power over me, okay?"
• "Tell this guy you're seeing somebody else. That's the easiest way."
• "You just tell him an old boyfriend's come back into your life."
• "He'll be in with the x-rays in a few minutes."
• "I went in to get my x-rays. Somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation?"
• "All right, Mr. Seinfeld, I am sorry about your wallet."
• "I wanna know what kind of office this is where you can't leave your pants."
• "I'm sorry, but there's somebody else."
• "We've been close friends, and then recently, something just, you know..."
• "-You mean sexually? -Yeah, yeah."
• "...where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?"
• "Oh, no. Don't concern yourself with me, because I'm good."
• "-Well, what's the difference? -Are you afraid to tell me his name?"
• "-It's very important that I speak to him. -Oh, no, no, I can't do that."
• "What are you talking about? What, was I supposed to hide it?"
• "What? I'm the one who should've called the police. They stole my wallet."
• "That's the second time you said personal favor. Why do you say that?"
• "I brought it over to Jimmy Sherman right here on 85th and Columbus."
• "Could we continue this another time?"
• "It's horrible when you sense the "to be continued" coming, you know."
• "A comedian can't do that, see? I can't go, "A man walks into a bar with a pig."