Season 4, Episode 5: "The Wallet"

Are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting fingers?

This is a sickening display.

What, I'm not eating bread now. I'm off bread.

You're off bread.

-So, what happened? Is it over? -No, not quite.

-Why not? -He was my psychiatrist, you know.

I mean, he knows all my patterns.

He knows in relationships I always find some reason to leave.

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