Season 4, Episode 5: "The Wallet"

Look, if I did that in my business, I wouldn't have made a nickel.

Hello, Mr. Seinfeld.

-I thought you forgot about me. -We didn't forget.

-What's wrong? -The Velcro.

I can't stand Velcro. That tearing sound.

I used to be in raincoats. I refused to put that in any of my lines.

Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, please come this way. We need some x-rays.

-Leave all my stuff here? -Leave it.

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