Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →My parents had two arguments while they were driving...
...over either how fast my father was going...
...or how much gas was left in the tank.
My father had a standard defense for either one of these.
It was always, "That's because you're looking at it from an angle.
If you were over here-- It looks from where you're sitting...
...it looks like I'm doing 90 on empty.
But that's because you're over there.